when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

rollingstone:

Happy 71st birthday Mick Jagger! See photos of the Rolling Stones frontman through the years.
  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
  • sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

    famousblackcelebs:

    gang0fwolves:

    westendblues:

    please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

    it’s damaging and alienating

    THIS!

    youaintshitok:

    Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

    That makes it a plant.

    Chocolate is salad.

    sniffing:

    Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

    shslequius:

    "homework" *tired zombie noises*

    "studying" *sad zombie noises*

    "responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

    "internet" *happy zombie noises*

    panerasexual:

    men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny