when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white
it’s damaging and alienating
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny